Living in Selangor (Pt 2)

haloyah!! eh..cm nama memb aku lak..hehe rite, straight to da point!!

to recall u guys bout my previous writing, im just bla bla bla-ing bout da MUST HAVE THINGS/QUALITIES IN ORDER TO SURVIVE THE CITY LIVING..which is :

1 : MONEY

2 : MONEY

3 : MONEY

4 : OWN TRANSPORTATION

5 : SELF CONFIDENT

6 : SELF-CENTERED>>MIND YOUR OWN BUSSINESS (MYOB)

7 : GOOD INSTICT

8 : SEDUCTION/PERSUASIVE SKILLS

10 : BUSSINESS MINDED

11 : TABUNG AYAM

12 : TOUCH n GO/ SMART TAG

13 : PEPPERSPRAY/BLADE/KNIFE/SHOTGUN/GRENADE etc. (senjata mempertahankan diri)

14 : PERFUME/DEODORANT or any types of pewangi for body,kereta,rumah dan sebagainya

15 : IMAN YANG TEGUH (amin)

da list up above just for ur revision,eh..review..i stopped at NO 6 if im not mistaken,forgive my short term memory..hehe


Rule NO 7 : GOOD INSTINCT...to be honest, b4 dis i never ever trust my instinct cos i always think in a logical way to explain or wateva it is would happen for some logical reason/s.. but semenjak dua menjak tiga menjak neh, all of sudden i think i've been blessed by a good+ sumtimes accurate instinct eventhough i try to deny it..haha but seriously, LEARN TO TRUST YOUR INSTINCT!! cos sumday it might save u from getting into a crocodile's mouth(buruknya translation~i admit!!)

Good instict would come in handy when it comes to find a place that u've never been especially when u r living in a BIG city but with SMALL signboard..sish~ (Bangi adalah contoh terbaik tp Bangi is not a big city pun lorh)..ok Shah Alam also a GOOD example of a BAD signage. Sesape yg first time dtg Shah Alam dan berjaya mencari kedudukan stesen komuter Batu Tiga o Padang Jawa o Shah alam tanpa menyesatkan diri dan lantas berputus asa akibat terlalu pening berpusing2 di setiap roundabout yg ada di Shah Alam...aku dh lama tringin nk wat teka teki:

Brapakah jumlah roundabout di Shah Alam? dan apakah setiap nma mereka?

Back to topic, aiyoo..cant really concentrate la cos too much thing in mind rite now wuhuhu


now we come to list NO 8, sumthing dat most probably should have in every lady on earth!! haha The POWER OF SEDUCTIVE OR PERSUASIVE.. astaga~ bukannya aku nk ajar korang supaya jd seorang penggoda nak goda laki org mcm Fusha Sundha..opss terlajak type~ haha

Sumtimes when situation leave u with no choice but to persuade sumone in order to feel n stay in the safe zone, then this superpower will come to rescue u!! yihaa

This trick/skills usually work whenever i stucked in trouble especially involving da Pak Guard in UKM..shhh~ dun tell them..hahaha xpun gunakanlah di kala kecemasan, antara contoh kecemasan yang boleh dipraktikkan adalah seperti berikut :

situasi 1 :
Bos anda sudah bertanya mengenai tugas yang sepatutnya disiapkan smlm, apakah jawapan anda?

Cadangan jawapan :
Bossss...(dengan nada sengau ala-ala the Nanny yang berambut afro man) sy dh buat sebelum boss suroh sy buat lagi boss..tapiiii... sy rasa kerja yg sy buat tuh x ckop bagus...bila sy nk buat balik je atok sy kol suroh balik kg sbb ayam itik kt kg wat mogok xnak tido dlm reban. so sy kena balik kg design reban baru kt dorang klu x, atuk sy xleh tdo..klu dia xleh tdo nnt dia kena heart attack. kesian kat wan sy klu atuk sy kena heart attack kang menjanda pulak dia. xdak spa nk jga wan sy nnt bossss. kerja yg dh siap yg mula2 dulu sy dh anta recycle dh,almaklum la kan, kita kna jaga alam sekitar kita neh...esok sy bagi idea baru yang lagi best ye bosssss yeeeee..sy JANJI!! (bagi penegasan sikit)...(stop me pls~..hahaha)

situasi 2 :
anda di kedai mapley(kedai mamak)..cmna nk mintak diskaun baik punya?

cadangan jawapan :
aneeeeeee, kiraaaaaaaaaaaa yeeeee (nada cam kucing gemuk yang gay...bukan2...nada cam 'penjual' kt lorong haji taib tanya 'customer'..."abang, murah dan sedap banggg...ari weekdays murah skit bang,additional 20% off") OMG alyaa~



NO 9 NO 9!! eh????wheres my NO 9??? hahahahaha tergelak sendiri. inilah akibat post blog pg2 buta.. melompat ke NO 10



NO 10 is bussiness minded!!! kt kota besar neh, korang jual la hapa sja yg korang rasa leh msuk market. dr perkakasan rumah terpakai, kereta terpakai,harta benda sendiri, harta benda mak ayah dan juga harta benda jiran sebelah skalipun..tp harus di ingat, JANGAN JUAL HARTA MASJID!! kang Tok Imam letak special credit nama korang dlm khutbah Jumaat spesel edition. yang penting, jual p la hapa pun, konfirm ada org beli la~ caya lah ckp aku. dats y berlambak kita dpt lihat tag sale sperti "Pre-loved Dress" la,"Hands Down" la,"Hands Up" la "Bijour bazaar" la, "Garage sale" la,"Porch sale" la wa-so-ever so called barang2 terpakai yang KONONNYA BARU SEKALI DIPAKAI.

Tolong la..ye la tuh skali je pkai~ Tapak kasut smpai bunga nk kena lukis ngn marker baru nk nampak balik pun baru skali pkai ka?? pkai naik gunung kinabalu kot skali ja,pahtu x pkai dh... TAPI, masih ada yang membelinya...Pelik atau tidak? itulah lumrah kehidupan di kota.

Klu korang rasa muka x cukop market nk jual barang direct to ur customer, dun wori... Internet ada, MUDAH.COM ada, EBAY ada, ALIBABA pun ada... Jangan korang tatao, Megatron pun tao tentang kewujudan Peta yang menunjukkan lokasi All-spark melalui E-BAY.(x caya? tgk Transformer 1 btol2

Selain dpt menjana pendapatan tambahan anda, jualan secara langsung dan tidak langsung ini dapat menambahkan kenalan anda. Lagi byk 'kabel' lagi senang nk idup~ Nak idup beb~


WOrait, to b continued~ (lenguh2 otak nk pikir)