Reason To Never Visit a 7 stars hotel

Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer: "tea please"

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"


Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"

Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Answer: "With cow milk please.

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "

Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst

courtesy of funnyjokesblog. =)

The Lost Heritage -KAD RAYA

warisan yg sememangnya makin ditelan zaman akibat teknologi yang semakin hari semakin canggih..

call me outdated, but i enjoy doing this and receiving kad raya sangat222 lah berbeza perasaannya berbanding menerima SMS ucapan selamat hari raya. Tak caye? Jom try kat 'client' yg paling kenal kita iaitu mama dan abah  saya..I mean mama dan dan abah masing2 la ye..kang japg pelik lak parents aku bila semua pakat hantar kad raya kat depa..hehe

 ramai yg cakap antaq kad neh membazir..mana da!! aku tak mengeluarkan walau sekupang pun nak antaq kat neh sbb...sumbangan kad raya dan setem oleh bos opis aku..tinggal nk pegi masukkan dlm post box je kena g sendiri..hehe

dh post nanti,tunggu shaja panggilan telefon reaksi mak ayah anda.. Pelik? Hairan? Gembira? Silap2 dpt soalan, "hang buang tebiat ka?"...Kalau soalan cmtu, maknanya dorang sayangkan korang la...Think positive~ =P

Selamat Mencuba!