Living In Selangor (Pt 1)

ola..as i've been promising u guys since like,8 hours ago? hehe im gonna share a bit of my 3 years straight forward experiences of my life when im studying here in Bangi, Selangor.

first n foremost, it not KL k,it's Bangi and it's situated in Selangor, under Majlis Perbandaran Kajang/Majlis Daerah Sepang/Semenyih pa ag ntah. so im gonna say dat i'm not living in KL just like everybody else who really love to admit..like:

"eh ko tinggal kt mana eh?".."aku tinggal kt KL ar"

padahal nun selatan Selangor daerah sepang yang dekat2 ngn Nilai,Negeri Sembilan dh pun. KL jadahnya kt situ. P amek geografi or kajian tempatan darjah enam balik la.(aku bukan nk mengutuk tempat sesapa ye, just contoh je..jgn marah ye~ Bangi pun selatan Selangor jugak lor)

I just dun get it why sum people r just soo freakingly ashamed to admit whre they come from. Hey, u should be proud of ur own hometown. As like me, Im PROUD to admit dat I'm a BUDAK KAMPUNG from KEDAH DARUL AMAN TERCHENTA!!! YEAH!!! Cos whats wrong with being a budak kampung? Org nk ejek ke? Lantak la~ Like i care~ Cos klu org ejek aku ke kutuk ke, aku jugak yang dapat pahala free, x yah penat2 kua tenaga wat amal jariah pun leh dapat pahala free, spa tamao? haha.. In fact, i am more proud of myself when i can adopt into the city living without being carried away by those too much seductions of the modern style of living..alhamdulillah~

for our newcomer reference who has theintention of living in the city like in Selangor or Kuala Lumpur, im gonna list several things dat i would named them as MUST HAVE THINGS/QUALITIES IN ORDER TO SURVIVE THE CITY LIVING. the candidates are:

1 : MONEY

2 : MONEY

3 : MONEY

4 : OWN TRANSPORTATION

5 : SELF CONFIDENT

6 : SELF-CENTERED>>MIND YOUR OWN BUSSINESS (MYOB)

7 : GOOD INSTICT

8 : SEDUCTION/PERSUASIVE SKILLS

10 : BUSSINESS MINDED

11 : TABUNG AYAM

12 : TOUCH n GO/ SMART TAG

13 : PEPPERSPRAY/BLADE/KNIFE/SHOTGUN/GRENADE etc. (senjata mempertahankan diri)

14 : PERFUME/DEODORANT or any types of pewangi for body,kereta,rumah dan sebagainya

15 : IMAN YANG TEGUH (amin)


typical or sceptical? well but dis is from my point of view based from my true experiences jugak... we will go through one by one ye.

NO 1-NO 3..MONEY?? why smpai tiga kali aku letak dis thing in da list? it's obvious la..in nowadays life, expecially in da high cost living kt bandar neh, NO MONEY NO MAKAN LA~ bayangkanla, eh bukan..x yah bayang..kang terbayang bukan2... aaa wats da word eh, hmm wuteva la... da point is, skali makan je, paling lekeh kena ada RM10 dlm poket, klu less then dat mmg makan angin je la kot. de last time aku mkn nasik lauk ikan yang dibelah 20 kali + sayur layu sikit + teh o ais(my feveret)= RM7.80!! WTF~shari x kan kita nk makan sekali je kan? mmg diet habis la,suma pakat jd Kate Moss la pastuh. so dats y kt city neh, target place for makan is not where u can get da best food, but..WHERE U CAN GET DA CHEAPEST FOOD. but as for me, even in my family sendri, klu bab makan neh, x berkira sgt la, mahal ke murah ke, janji sedap beb..hehe

lain la klu kt hometown aku, harga nsik RM2.50 pun dh kenyang gila2 dh..lauk dh mmg terbaik dari ladang!! klu char kuetiaw, mee, laksa dan sbgainya lagi la x yah cita..plg mahal pun RM3.50 je kot sbb klu mahal2 sgt mmg kena sumpah seranah la tuan kedai tuh,x pasal2 idup x aman tep2 ari kena maki ngn customer.

story bab money jugak, nak msuk toilet awam pun kna bayar beb~ klu toilet premiere kt KLCC RM2.00 ye rakan-rakan..

nk amek tisu pun kena bayar..

order air kosong kt maple pun sumtimes kena bayar sebnyak RM0.30 (maple kt precint 9 putrajaya..mahal siot)..padahal klu korang tadah air kt umah smpai bergelen2 pun,bil air yg dtg x smpai brapa hinggit sgt pun..ish2..klu kt kedai yg lagi 'up' mmg x yah ckp la..bek bwak bekal air sndri~ huhu

silap haribulan, oksigen or udara yg kita sedut neh pun satu hari nnt kena bayar ikot brapa kali sedutan dlm shari kita amek, klu over da limit kena saman..haha x ke gila~


orait,sudah la bab money, pk sndri la ye yg lain2 cos klu nk cita suma bnda,smpai siri tv gaban disiarkan balik kt tv3 pun belum tentu habis..hish2

move on to NO 4,which is 'OWN TRANPORTATION'. means, car o motorcycle o bicycle scooter o any kind of moving vehicle la yg KEPUNYAAN ANDA SENDIRI,bukannya yang kepunyaan MAKCIK RAPIDAH-KL dan dikongsi oleh rakan-rakan pelbagai keturunan negara bersama2 secara bersesak2 dengan mesranya.

bagi aku la, x kesah la sekecil or sebesar mana kenderaan kepunyaan anda sendri tuh, yg penting,ianya akan membolehkan anda bergerak dengan lebih mudah dari satu tempat ke tempat yang lain tanpa membazirkan masa muda anda dengan menggangu rakan-rakan lain dengan pertanyaan "weh,pinjam keta ko jap leh" ataupun "aaa ko nk g KL eh, aku tumpang ko leh x?bus xde la time neh"..segan kot klu tiap2 ari tny cmtuh, silap hari bulan mao tapak kasut pelbagai cap tersergam indah di muka.

tp ada pro n cons la pkai kenderaan sndri neh jugak.first, minyak kena maintain ada..jgn smpai kena tolak or mati tepi jalan sbb tank kering kontang tp xnak ngaku xdak minyak (hahaha terkena sndiri), secondly servis kenderaan tuh kena maintain jugak,jgn smpai tyar tinggal 1 cm dari rim pun still dok bawak lagi, pahtu tatao nk isi air battery kt mana padahal battery korang adalah jenis x pkai air ataupun battery kering..ish2..n 3rd is related back to money la kan suma jadah maintanance neh!!!

so, klu nk jimat,pakai la motor..klu jem leh selit2 cilok2 smpai belah side mirror keta org (pantang sunggoh aku), pahtu kurang sikit risiko kena sman parking bukan2 ngn DBKL or any majlis bandaran, autopay pun x kena bayar, tol lagi lah free..tp klu hujan kena 'bermesra' di bawah jambatan la pulak dengan golongan senasib~ hehehe


orait, moving on to NO. 5..iaitu,jap..refer atas jap..haha lupa dh~ SELF CONFIDENT. dis one is bout ur quality in life, more to a living skill. Self confident ni sggggttttt penting dlm apa2 jua aspek o bidang yang anda ceburi. klu org nk ckp kita perasan ke, over acting ke, hapa ka..Like i care?

Morale ni sgt berguna ketika aku menjawab pertanyaan mna2 pakgad di mana2 tempat. hehe...dan juga sgt berguna jika sedang present design aku kt lecturer.

Contoh aplikasi self-confident :
korang masuk toilet, tba2 terdengar suara jntina yang berlawanan dengan anda, dlm hati berkata.."alamak,salah section,sial~"..anda just kluar dan anda wat muka slumber..klu dorang tny, "r u at da wrong section?"..anda jawab "i'm just having trouble in finding my own orientation, so today i'v decided to become someone else" dengan muka confident.

contoh yg kurang seswai~


ok ok..now we'v come to NO 6..(pnjg nya~) which is MYOB= Mind Your Own Bussiness.
wat i've found in da city life is, everybody got to do their own things witout really care bout wat ever happen in their surroundings (except for Makcik Wok or any kind of gelaran to da jaga tepi kain org type)

seriously, dun get to eager or to BUSY BODY to know wat is going on around u if u r not a part of it cos people always tend to stab sumbody else back while they aren't looking. it does happened to me, so i'v got to be extra carefull next time, cos when we r just being tooooo nice to sum1, they will definitely take advantages..loads of advantages on ur tenderness/kindness watsoever... so, WATCH-OUT!! take care of ur own bussiness dulu, baru amek tau hal org lain.. tp jgn la smpai dengan kwn sebilik o serumah pun x kenal nama.. tuh dh tahap isolated x nak kenal tamadun sgt dh~

move on!! eh, wait, i'll stop here a while cos got sumting else to deal with..i'll be back with da elaboration of da rest of da list..hehe (first time entry panjng gila neh!! thesis pun x pjg cmneh~)