Saturday, April 25, 2009

AKAN DATING!!! bukanla... AKAN DATANG!!!


aku x leh explain benda pa yg akan dtg neh g cos benda x jadi lagi..so x nak la termalu sendri... "bak kata budak kelas aku sorang neh, sori la, ada masalah 'kemaluan' sikit"... ahahaha x lucah ye, jgn pk bukan2~

tp yg pasti..ada kaitan dengan gamba ini..jeng jeng jeng~ ahaha


so...diharapkan org yg rajin menyuruh aku update blog tuh bersabar ye dgn dugaan tuhan yang maha kuasa..ok..terlari tajuk sedikit..

but im gonna story a bit bout wat happen today.. de interview for new intake of architecture course in UKM.

aku jaga org interview, so aku pun sempat la jugak interview budak-budak yang datang neh sikit sebanyak. well~ ok la..(chiwah..mcm aku lecturer)

neway, over hundreds show up for da interview n i heard dat they gonna accept for bout 50 intake only, so ALL DA BEST N PRAY TO GOD IF U REALLY WANNA GET THIS COURSE!! hahaha (tatao la ni nada gembira atao sarcastic..opss nnt kena ban...diam la alyaa!!)

tenet kt bilik aku suka bagi harapan palsu dan mainkan perasaan org sikit, konon tulis connectivity strong..sumtimes tuh VERY DA STRONG ONE tp lembik-lemah-gemalai-longlai-longsi cam hapa g actually..hish~ saket ati n segala organ dalaman aku dipermainkan oleh wireless yang mmg LESS

org ckp LESS is MORE itu bagus, tp kalu bab wireless yang sgt wireLESS.. SANGAT TAK BAGUS YE RAKAN-RAKAN.

sekian.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Thank 'YOU'

aku plagiat ayat neh dr blog seseorang cos aku sgt suka ayat neh dan sgt seswai untuk keadaan aku skang neh.

KELEBIHANKU : HATIKU BOLEH DIHANCURKAN DENGAN MUDAH BERKALI-KALI (selamber)

sekian.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

short entry

buat kali keduanya dlm bulan ini aku terpaksa menghantar mesej berbaur belas kasihan kepada mamaku (my mom ye...bukan mamak kt maple)...berbunyi begini

"ma, minggu depan tolong boh duit kt adik skit"

tba2 mama aku reply,

"minggu depan tuh bila? sikit tuh banyak mana?...jimat la skit"

kalau korang la...pa yang akan korang reply kepada pertanyaan dari seorang ibu yang penuh dgn teka-teki sebenarnya..

saja nk menguji keimanan dan kejujuran aku la mama aku neh...ahaha

bila la nk dpt job neh..huhuhu

My little pieces so called artwork (pt 2)











do comment ya..thanx (sila click di gambar utk mendapatkan gambar yg lbey BESAR TAHAP PENUH SKRIN...kalu x penuh..sila penuhkan sendiri)

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Kecacatanku yang ketara

no body is perfect..well, the term 'perfect' itself has its own justification based on individual perception..if wanna be precised, sila rujuk kamus oxford atau long-man atau kalu baru tringat dat we'r living in the world of gadgets n technology..pls search by using WIKIPEDIA..(saved loads of time n money- for those who dint own any dictionary anymore cos the old dictionary dah jual kat 'bai' or china old-news-paper time tgh terdesak xdak duit...ahaha aku la tuh)

ok...back to topic ye.. as for me, of cos as a normal human being, i have plenty of 'kecacatan' dat is unavoidable...sumtimes is not due to nature-course, but due to my surroundings and also my own bad habits (padan muka ang la alyaa~)

SHORT-TERM MEMORY
ya..dats me...i've started to realize dat i got da symptomes of this 'disease' when i was in form 2. i barely..actually hardly cant remember wat happen when i was a kid especially the memory before i turned to 8 years old..i just remember those simple things and also maybe the major events dat ever happened way back then..not da particular situations. dats y when everybody else around me talking bout their childhood memory, every single details dat happened, i am so damn jealous of them cos i only can tell a minor part of it.

even now also, my head are so damn twisted up...i easily can forget what ever happen lately till everybody have to remind me of almost everything even for a week-passed events only..sish..even my sentences rite now also tunggang langgang dh...wateva la

so sori if one day i forgotten bout who u r to me?.. what is your name? who r u?..do i know u? ahaha..so guys, keep on reminding me of who u r,k..cos its not dat i want to forget u, but it's my baddest weakness dat i couldnt find the remedy yet...

alyaa takot jd alzheimer nnt...huhuhu


SINDROME MULUT DAN OTAK TIDAK EQUILIBRIUM
ahaha..before dis i never had this thing happen, but i have to admit dat powerful sentence bout respecting your own mother "syurga bawah tapak kaki ibu".
Its true!!

padan muka ang alyaa...actually, its all the inherit from my mom. my mom is da most 'salah-cakap' person dat i've ever met in my life so far. so, each time she 'salah-cakap',(for example : adik, p amek kasut dlm peti ais) me n my siblings will definitely laughing at her and teased her back... so, the result is... PADAN MUKA AKU KENA SUMPAH NGN MAMA!!!

wahaha now, i am very famous among my best buddies with my 'twisted-bullshit- meaningless tougue' language... for those who dint know me quite well, especially sum1 who spoke to me for the very first time may thought than i am nervous to talk to them till my words r all gone haywired.

dats y, cik yah(my close buddy in ukm rite now) bagi satu sentence kt aku... mulut aku lagi laju otak..i think la..sensor otak aku lambat sgt antaq impuls kt mulut..so mulut aku wat decision sendri untuk ckp..ahaha (boleh ke mulut wat decision..means..mulut berfikir?)

dats all for this time being..x larat dh nk nulih sbb skang aku da ag satu sindrom, SINDROM MIMPI NTAH PAHPA JADAH TIME TDO TP BILA BANGUN X IGT PA MIMPI TD..pnjg x nama sindrom neh?hehe(disebabkan otak terlalu penat dan rsa cam nk tdo je spanjang masa)

URGENT!!

i lost my all my pictures n 1st year work portfolio!! dammit!!! serius aku nk nangis weh...cmna neh..huhuhuhuhu i couldnt find it in my hard disk n my laptop either... oh god~ help me on this..this is my future..im screwed if i dint find it!

anybody who still kept the 1st year project entire projects and also da pictures of archi_4ORCE batch..do contact me k...URGENT!

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Anak-anakku bertambah besar!!





anak-anak aku dh semakin membesar!!! suke-suke..ahaha geramnya!!! wanna go back home to hug those cut thingy..GERAM-GERAM-GERAM

Only Hope




There's a song that's inside of my soul
It's the one that I've tried to write
over and over again
I'm awake and in the infinite cold
But You sing to me over and over and
over again

So I lay my head back down
And I lift my hands
And pray to be only Yours
I pray to be only Yours
I know now You're my only hope

Sing to me of the song of the stars
Of Your galaxy dancing and laughing
and laughing again
When it feels like my dreams are so far
Sing to me of the plans that You have
for me over again

I give You my apathy
I'm giving You all of me
I want Your symphony
Singing in all that I am
At the top of my lungs I'm giving it back

So I lay my head back down
And I lift my hands
And pray to be only Yours
I pray to be only Yours
I know now You're my only hope

Freelance. Pvt. Ltd

last two days aku g la area jalan masjid india smbil membawa kamera berlensa luas dgn tujuan nk tlg memb aku snap few pics for his thesis purposes. sori la bro, aku mintak tlg memb aku ritu dia senyap trus je bila aku msg dia..malas nk kco dia g..so, tuan tanah kedaung neh sndiri la kena turun padang. sish~

dgn berbekalkan beg yang besar untuk memuatkan kamera berlensa tuh, aku pun naik la komuter buat kali keduanya tahun neh..(nak sep duit minyak keta beb..tgh financial problem neh..huhu..dh lama x naik komuter, seb bek org x ramai..agak selesa la.. klu x, bermacam2 bau-bauan penyerabut minda yang tgh segar...cara terbaik memutuskan cable di dalam otak anda

turun kt stesen bank negara je trus aku berjalan..cross msuk dlm sogo dulu untuk 'menjamu mata'..ya..hanya mampu menjamu ye(sabar alyaa, sbar alyaa)...dengan cepatnya aku meneruskan perjalanan ke destinasi yang aku sendiri x konfirm ktna

setelah 10 minit melilau cari tempat tuh, akhirnya jumpa jugak... agak menyumpah seranah pada mulanya sbb signboard tempat tuh dh bertukar rupa..x sama mcm dlm internet.. (tlg la update gambo..hish~)

aku pun amek la gamba situ-sini-sana-sinun..mcm2 gaya di tengah panas..pahtu lepak depan masjid (cari kesejukan skit)...

tiba-tiba aku disapa oleh sorang pakcik (middle age man)..so aku assumed pakcik la..x seswai panggil abang ye~.. dengan berpakaian segak cam executive jualan, bukan, executive syarikat la.tp kan... dengan berblazer tgh panas...(x cool kot pakcik, HOT adala)wateva la..yg penting gaya beb~

pakcik tuh tny aku, "excuse me, r u a photographer from magazine or any publication company?"

aku terkedu jap, "oh, no sir.. im just a freelance.. helping out my frens with some task...sori ye"

pakcik tuh tersenyum kt aku pahtu dia pusingkan badan then dia ckp kt member dia sorang ag...berbunyi begini..

"oh...dia dari freelance company la...xdak dalam senarai kita...mesti company kecik2 je neh"

aaaaaa.... next time kalu aku jumpa pakcik tuh..aku nk bg kamus dewan BI-BM kt dia... aiyoo~ klu dia tegur aku dlm bahasa melayu kan senang dia nk paham pa yg aku ckp... benda neh membuatkan aku terfikir, 'my english aint dat bad rite??'

alyaa konpius~~

Friday, April 17, 2009

sanggup tunggu ke x?

zaman sekarang neh kta dapat perhatikan di segenap pelusuk(ni dh mcm 999)..ok.. aku nk list down sket benda yang pelik tp benar..it's from my own observation k..

pasal 'Tunggu'... cekidoud!!

1. kita sanggup tunggu berjam2 beratur untuk beli tiket konsert yang bukan menjadi kewajipan pun ntok pergi tgk, tp kita x sanggup tunggu nak beli tiket bus/komuter/LRT dan sebagainya even benda tu adalah kewajipan korang untuk naik tetiap hari bagi memudahkan perjalanan seharian (bagi yg tiada kenderaan sndiri ataupun nk berjimat)

2. kita sanggup tunggu lampu keretapi kt landasan bertukar jd hijau, tp kita x snggup tunggu lampu isyarat bertukar hijau...mentang2 la landasan ketapi tuh diorang letak pagar bila lampu merah menyala...so, aku agak la, kt trafik light pun kena letak pagar gak la camtu, baru org nk respect lampu merah (orang gila ja yang berani belah lampu merah landasan ketapi..hahah sila lah kalu berani belah~)

3. kita sanggup tunggu lecturer kita ckp untuk bagi extension untuk design submission tp x sanggup wat awal2 kerja tuh bg siap awal..ish2 (ditujukan kepada diri sendri dan rakan2 berkenaan..hehe)

4. ni utk org yang kononnya 'bercintan-cintun' abih la.. korang sanggup tunggu bf/gf korang nak kua dating even berjam-jam lambat pun sanggup..cinta mati habis la!! tp korang x sanggup tunggu even seminit kalu lecturer korang lambat masuk kuliah..mula la pakat angkat kaki tinggal lecture hall..mentang2 la lecturer tuh x hensem/x cantik cam bf/gf korang..ahaha (aku guna kata ganti nama 'korang' ye sbb benda neh xdak kaitan ngn idup aku..lalala~)

5. kita sanggup tunggu berjam2 ntok download movie or lagu yang berat bermega-mega sehingga mencecah gigabyte kt internet tp x sanggup tunggu untuk download nota kuliah even hanya seberat beberapa kilobytes (untuk diri sendiri jugak ye)

tu je la yang aku mampu senarai buat masa ini sbb otak aku agak letih setelah seharian berjalan di area masjid india untuk menolong member aku mengambil gambar di kala matahari membakar di atas kepala..(peluh aku dah bergelen-gelen kuar)

aik??? awat aku xleh tukar font????? aik...tukar kaler pun x leh???? ampeh aih~

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

mereka adalah lelaki

OMG!! this is serious!! he is so pretty!!






aku terpaksa membetulkan title entry neh cos ramai yang x prasan pompuan cantik/cute dlm video ini adalah lelaki ye... ni game show kt jepun, yang pegang board ada tulis tulisan jepun tuh adalah girlfren/awek/marka(org kedah mesti tao) kepada 'perempuan cantik' di atas stage tersebut...

lelaki boleh menjadi lebih cantik dari wanita kan?? itulah ke'power'an sejenis alat yang direka pada masa kini untuk menjadikan sesiapa shaja kelihatan lebih lawa 200 kali ganda dari rupa asal kejadian..iaitu MAKE-UP..

so, judge sendiri la kalau korang nampak pompuan yang mekap setebal dinding batu bata itu cantikkah sebenarnya?

Friendster, Myspace, Facebook, etc etc

ok..now i would like to talk a bit about the social networking web(s) dat has become a new range or tool of connecting people worldwide and also a place for everybody to express themselve and also not to forget to chat with whoever the person in the networking without even knowing who da heck da person is..(kinda weird rite when somebody dat we dun even know or even thought to know bounces on us like we've been knowing each other since we'r in standard one..hehe) but this is the real situation nowadays..nothing is impossible in this era!! (impossible is nothing>>tagline adidas kan?)...(why i sounded like my lecturer? haha)

well..from my real life experiences..how things grew..it begins with the oldskul one... the Friendster, then comes the Myspace, then the Tagged, the Facebook,Twitter..etc etc...(im not dat so up-to-date person bout this technology k..forgive if i missed anythg important here..cos i just listed up anythg that so far of my concern..)*wink*

here's a bit history of those webs..how i've been introduced by those web..BASED FROM A TRUE STORY(poyo jer)

Friendster : if im not mistaken, i begin to sign up dis FS account when i was in form 3,just for fun..cos looking at everybody else doing da same thing..talking bout how many frens they able to get..(so lawan la sapa frens paling ramai..x leh blah..tp still da g kot habit tuh skrang di kalangan belia2 kita)...wat to do...old habits from ancestor always strikes back to youngster..(talking like a nanny(grandma ye)..not that 'the Nanny' yang rambut kembang dan ckap ala2 tomok time zaman 'sejarah mungkin berulang' tuh ye)

being the first(from wat i know..if ada yg lagi lama dr FS neh,then thats not my concern)..it will definitely have loads of weakness but the applications available at that time are just sufficient for a pc with Window 95 to support (plus dial-up connection)...way back to the gud old time~

from time to time, there comes the Myspace.

Myspace : i first sign up dis MS when i was in Matriculation (2005)...the applications is quite similar to FS just i looks more upgraded n more futuristic i guess...further more, i found out dat MS are widely uses by those people so-called 'artist' to promote their album,debut,single,double,triple watsoever.. it is also a best place to advertise your product such as photography studio, modelling agency, selling clothes and also selling urself(in fact..byk kot yang tayang body n muka..then post bulletin byk2 swoh org comment gambar..adoih la~) but thats individual perception, no offence (cos it's human nature..suka dipuji..spa yg x suka weh?..abaq mai kat aku..haha)

ok...here comes the Facebook..tadaa

Facebook : in malaysia, this web can be consider as the most popular networking rite now but in america..Twitter is da ultimate choice for the american. Dun wanna talk bout the Twitter cos the topic is bout the Facebook (jgn lari silibus ye alyaa). from my point of view, dis FB got to many APPLICATIONS lor!!! till this particular second, me myself have 350 apps dat i havent open yet...(damn~ to much to handle)

but, from wat i'v found rite now, this networking web is no longer working as the networking cos everybody seems to enjoy doin as those quiz zes available in the web (aku pun tumpang sekaki) and this is the reason why everybody choosed over FB as their fav web from tis time being...till when? hv no idea..myb till they'v done all da quizzes n get bored of it..hahaha

so, what else to come? let those Pc freaks determine the future cos im not in this field lor...but wateva it is.. i salute all those genius freaks!! thanx y'all!!!

*lecturer aku pun menggunakan medium Facebook untuk meng'contact' student2 nya dan juga untuk membuat pemberitahuan tentang jadual kelas..canggih kan lecturer zaman sekarang?*

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

MY LITTLE PIECEs SO CALLED ARTWORKs

x salah kan kalu aku nk tunjuk sket kt org hasil2 karya aku yang x cantik sgt ye(x cantik pun) pun..tp saja galak nk tunjuk jugak..just untuk dptkan feed back n comment to improve diri sendiri...silalah tgk dan rajin2 la komen eh..aku bkn budak baru belajar, aku budak yang x penah belajar dan kalau belajar pun x pandai-pandai jugak..huhuhu





eh..salah upload la..yg ni blur...maleh nk buang lak..













yg trepik lite neh aku amek pkai camera hp aku yg 2 m. pixel tuh...(aku syg hp tuh..hehe)




ada lagi akan datang k..dalam hard disk aku..malas nk bangun dari katil yang agak empuk untuk mengambil hard disk di atas meja dikala hujan diluar sedang mencurah-curah seakan-akan menyeru aku untuk men'hibernate'kan diri dengan nyamannya... sekian

dh tiada jodoh~

somebody is complaining bout me writing my blog in malay(cos she's a chinese gurl, she have better understanding in english of cos)..hehe but it's ok...kita kan dalam negara demokrasi berparlimen yang terpimpin(hope so).. jadi it wont be any harsh issue on me writing in any kind of language dat exist in this world..rite? in fact, i have to admit dat my english is kinda sux..hahaha dats y i mix it up wit my mother nature language so i wont look/hear/smell so damn silly a.k.a idiotzzz when im blogging in english...bak kata pepatah "x payah la buat2 bodoh kalau dah memang bodoh" (pepatah ini aku yang reka sendiri dan ditujukan kepada diri sendiri..hehehe)

actually, not bout da language dat i wanna brag here, cos it's almost 4 am rite now, so better to cut it short, straight to da point...(rindu nak main zero-point lak tiba2...sapa tatao zero-point tuh apa, sila google search sendiri ye)

ok... back to topic la alyaa!! ok.. today, for da 3rd time in dis month (particularly this 2 weeks time) i went to alamanda to watch Fast n Furious (Pantas dan Garang-ni translation dari panggung..ampeh toi..title pun nk translate ka?...x comel pun k~)

da first time, all of sudden my frens changed their mind to go for bowling instead..sish~ ikut je la

da 2nd time, it's FULL HOUSE! da only seats left are definitely hanya 3 meter dari screen ya rakan-rakan sekalian.. i dun want to test my neck elasticity for sure..(baik aku bwk toto je baring kt depan screen tuh dengan penuh bergaya sambil mengunyah bertih jagung karamel yang selalunya kurang karamel) dem~

da 3rd time, PANGGUNG DA TUTOP!! WTFghij...helo~ baru kul 10 kot time tuh...ampeh toi weh..huhuhuhu

so, it is my destiny not to be wit u...eh, salah ayat..it's my destiny not to have da opportunity to watch da movie in cinema (aku xdak jodoh ngan filem pantas dan garang ini)...thank you.

p/s : to adian...ko de movie nih x? aku nk copy!!!

Sunday, April 12, 2009

kalau dh boring sangat

hai u guys....(gaya gedik cam host rancgan tv)...hehe.. well, just wanna share wit u some activities yang boleh diapplikasikan oleh korang suma bila korang rasa boring time dlm kuliah ka, time menunggu makanan nk siap kt kedai mamak ke, time dgr ceramah yang x menjamin kepentingan di masa hadapan ke..dan sebagainya.korang boleh lah :
buat muka x puas ati kt org sebelah yg khusyuk..atau

ignore je org sebelah.....atau

ni old skul style..kuarkan tgn ke luar tingkap dan wat gaya ombak untuk merasa angin di luar..(mesti korang pnh wat)...atau

wat muka stim di kala org lain hepi...atau...



tgk lampu kereta sendiri smbil posing untuk menangkap gambar....atau...

ambil gambar artis dibelakang anda secara senyap dan post di blog anda (artis yg dibelakang ye)...atau


ambil gambar org yang x dikenali dan post di blog anda(aku suka gambar neh)....atau


bersembang dengan ketua kampung/org yg lebih tua bagi menambahkan ilmu(pakcik neh kuat maki org..serius!!)....atau..


bersembang dengan nurse di hospital bagi tujuan menambahkan ilmu pengetahuan dan juga menambahkan nombor telefon di dalam phonebook...atau...





menanam semangat patriotisma dengan menghayati bendera kebangsaan....atau...



semangat patriotisma jugak neh....atau..



uji tahap stretch tgn anda...atau

uji tahap kekecilan tangan anda...atau...




buat upacara pecah tanah...atau..



memecahkan tanah dengan tarian sumazau....atau..




kalau dh boring sgt2..makan je mee racun...available at batu pahat..anythg happen,tanggung sendiri k